Why did the tomato turn red?
-Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why was the
math book
sad ?
-Because it had too many problems .
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
-Because it was two-tired!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
-Because it got mugged!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
-Because it was feeling crumbly!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide!
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you !!